'Human Centipede'

Speaking of consuming feces: 'Human Centipede' -- the disgusting torture porn with poop and "medically accurate" science that affixes mouths to butts -- should never be converted to 3D for what should be obvious reasons. Besides, if director Tom Six went back and added that gimmick to the first 'Human Centipede,' what would he do for 'Human Centipede 3'? Fingers not crossed for Aromavision!

- C.R.