Worst Logic Violations: 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon'

'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' has two things in common with the best abstract art: it's spectacular to look at, and it doesn't make a lick of logical sense. From the smallest details (wait, who's shooting at whom right now?) to the biggest (does Bay really think gravity would condone that arrangement where the Transformers transport their home planet to the edge of Earth's atmosphere?), the only rule is that there are no rules. Except for this: shiny toys, big guns, hot girls, and/or Shia Labeouf must be visible at all times. (Just look at that picture -- what the hell is going on there?)