'The Sitter'

Release Date: Dec. 9

'Pineapple Express' director David Gordon Green offers up what is basically a remake of the '80s classic 'Adventures in Babysitting.' This time around the genders are flipped, so instead of getting a romantic adventure with timeless teen crush Elisabeth Shue, it's a foul-mouthed sex-obsessed babysitter played by Jonah Hill -- in the last film to feature him as an overweight schlub. Even if you're not part of this movie's intended frat-house audience, you kind of need to see it for that historical reason. -- Eric Larnick