7. You're On a New "Cleanse" (As Seen in 'Martha Marcy May Marlene')

OK, so it's entirely possible you're just at a spa (even if you are wearing a white robe), but before you choke down that mysterious herbal shake, ask yourself an important question: are you drinking it to cleanse your body of a toxic diet, or a toxic materialistic lifestyle? And, no: just because it got a celebrity endorsement doesn't necessarily mean it checks out.