1. You Share a Room With More Than One Person (As Seen in 'Martha Marcy May Marlene')

Unless you're a recent grad with mountains of student loans, it's not a good sign if your living quarters are more cramped than a subway car during rush hour. Thanks to the recession, everyone's looking to cut costs wherever they can, but filling a room with mattresses probably means you've become indoctrinated, not fiscally responsible.