19. Rickey Smiley in 'Friday After Next' (2002)

In the projects, if a man sneaks into your home on Christmas Eve, he's not there to leave you presents. Smiley's Santa is a mouthy burglar, one who likes to make himself a sandwich and complain about the lack of a Christmas ham in your fridge while robbing your house. Not redeemed or leavened by earthy humor, though he does get a measure of poetic justice when he's hit by a limo.