8. Al 'Red Dog' Weber in 'Scrooged' (1988)

Weber's role as a well-armed St. Nick who defends the North Pole against terrorist commandos is short but hilarious. In the opening moments of 'Scrooged,' which turn out to be an ad for a made-for-TV movie awesomely entitled 'The Night the Reindeer Died,' Weber is memorably fearless as a Rambo-esque St. Nick.