'The Craft'

Why remake it?: The cult hit combines aspects of 'Mean Girls' and 'Twilight,' but with witches instead of vampires -- and why can't witches be the new vampires? They can! Cast this with Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and Kristen Stewart, and you've just earned $170 million on opening weekend. Taylor Lautner can co-star with Skeet Ulrich making a cameo (for nostalgia buffs). Ask your parents if you're not familiar with Skeet's work.