You can load up on Sam Adams Octoberfest and attend a screening of 'The Three Musketeers'

'Three Musketeers' might be the dumbest movie of the year (which is saying something for the year that gave us two "punching robots" movies). To handle this 3D, explosion-charged, martial-arts filled action smorgasbord -- made by the director that does all those video game movies (Paul W.S. Anderson) -- you will need to kick back with a few frosty, cold ones and lower your inhibitions. You'll feel just loose enough to watch what is basically a glimpse into the id of a teenage boy. (Oct. 21) -- EL

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