'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'

Release date: June 22, 2012

This exists. Based on the novel by Seth Grahame-Smith, which envisioned the 16th president as a vampire hunter, 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' will answer the question: is Mary Elizabeth Winstead, as Mary Todd Lincoln, the hottest onscreen first lady of all time. Also, Honest Abe kills vampires, y'all. Line forms to the left?