Dishonorable Mention: 'A Thousand Words'

Release Date: March 23, 2012

Parents, you'll never watch a grown-up Eddie Murphy movie again. After blowing whatever chance he had at a comeback with his Oscar walk-off, the former 'Raw' comedian seems set to cash big paychecks with movies like this: a poor man's 'Liar, Liar' retread. After the disastrous box office of 'Imagine That' and 'Meet Dave,' even your kids aren't interested in an Eddie Murphy movie (that doesn't also star Shrek).