Honorable Mention: 'Sucker Punch'

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 23%

Mike Ryan, Vanity Fair:

Q: How does a movie like 'Sucker Punch' get made?

A: "My only guess is that a very wealthy person or entity approaches Zack Snyder and asks, 'Hey, Zack, do you have any interest in making two hours of masturbation material for Zack Snyder?'