Not sure what to call someone who watches too much Lost? Wanna piss off a Star Wars fan, but not entirely sure the best route to take? Interested in dating that chick who's, like, totally in love with Firefly, but you're not sure what the series' lamest moment is? The chart above (and below) should have you covered for most fanboy occasions when it comes to properties like Star Wars, Star Trek, Firefly, Avatar and Lost.
Do I even want to know what to expect if I married a giant Avatar fan? I don't, but you might -- check out a larger version by clicking below.