Someone get Monsanto on the phone! In 1953, Tex Avery came up with some out-of-the-box genetic mash-ups that would've revolutionized agriculture forever. I don't know why anyone hasn't invested the millions of dollars it would take to bring us the centipede chicken, the banana duck, or the beaver cow. We've had since 1953 to get crackin'. What's the hold up? Genes are made for splicing, folks.

Last week we brought you Avery's "The House of Tomorrow", this week you can watch "The Farm of Tomorrow" after the jump.