10. 'Jason X' (2002)
Friday the 13th' in space ... who knew this already played-out franchise could get any worse? (And it did, in this sorry sequel.) It's part 10 for those of you keeping track at home -- and a blatant 'Alien' rip-off. It's set in the year 2455 where a frozen Jason is dethawed and upgraded. The machete maniac who favors hockey masks still refuses to die, but in space no one can hear you snore.


9. 'Wicker Man' (2006)
The original version with the Equalizer (Edward Woodward, who -- rightly -- passed on a cameo for this pile) was pretty disturbing and unwatchable ... so a remake was a no-brainer, right? But of course. It could've been decent, though, with its pedigree of talent: Neil LaBute directing and Nicolas Cage and Ellen Burstyn starring. No such luck. Watching Cage punch and drop kick his way through a truly awful movie is the scariest part of this unbearable film.


8. 'Exorcist II: The Heretic' (1977)
It's four years later in this sequel directed by John Bore ... er, Boorman. Linda Blair is back as an all-grown-up Regan MacNeil. Richard Burton stars as Father Lamont, who gets seduced by the evil Blair in some truly laughable scenes. Acting heavyweights Burton, Max Von Sydow, Ida Lupino, James Earl Jones and Ned Beatty couldn't save this hellish mess. The film was so poorly received that it was pulled from theaters and reedited two times by Boorman. One is left to wonder what could've possessed anyone to make this film.


7. 'Dreamcatcher' (2003)
Stephen King sold the movie rights to this novel of the same name for a buck, and even legendary screenwriter William Goldman couldn't save this alien-invasion tale. Lawrence Kasdan directed and co-wrote the script for this disaster of an adaptation, which stars Morgan Freeman along with a cast of very forgettable performances. The only dream we have about this flick is that it was never made.


6. 'Dr. Giggles' (1992)
'L.A. Law''s Larry Drake stars as the crazy son of a killer doctor who seeks revenge on the town that put his pathetic pop away. Drake and his bag of tricks wreak havoc on the townfolk in a series of silly scenes and stupid murders. The doctor may be "out ... of his mind," but so would you have to be to watch this one.


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