Gorgeous teenagers. Forbidden vampire love. Hunchbacked hotties. TransylMania's got it all! Headed for theaters this December, TransylMania is the latest in a string of pop culture spoof comedies but the first to take aim at the reigning fad of the moment: vampire tales. Take a look at the premiere of TransylMania's poster, which actually tells us everything we need to know about the film's plot.

The general plot of TransylMania goes a little something like this: oversexed college kids spend a semester abroad at a Transylvanian school renowned for its partying ways. Only instead of hot co-eds, they find the place overrun with freaks and blood-suckers. Kind of like my college campus. (Oh snap, UC Berkeley!)

Full poster and trailer after the jump.



In fact, we can probably figure out which vampire movies and teen comedies get spoofed in TransylMania just from the poster. For starters, we've got a stake (a la Buffy the Vampire Slayer); a travel guide (Road Trip/Eurotrip); a basketball (High School Musical); and the words "Pete + Lisa 4 Ever" (Twilight, if we take the words "4 Ever" to mean the eternal love of the undead). Ok, so there's other stuff in the poster, including rolling papers, nipple clamps, and references to TransylMania's spooky Euro college, Razvan University. Also, abs. Faceless, toned, male abs. (A tip of the hat to you, makers of TransylMania, for not putting gratuitous female images in your marketing campaign.)

But let's face it; TransylMania is not gunning for the Oscars. Co-directors David and Scott Hillenbrand are "National Lampoon Presents..." veterans, having worked previously on such films as Dorm Daze and Dorm Daze II. TransylMania actors/writers Patrick Casey and Worm Miller wrote and starred in – what a coincidence! – Dorm Daze and Dorm Daze II. That said, if you LOL even once in the fairly entertaining TransylMania trailer (see below) -- which I'm not saying I did, but maybe I did -- TransylMania might be a spoof-tastic surprise. Look for the R-rated comedy in theaters December 4. Click below for a larger image of the poster.