Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game I've heard is your final destination for all things awesome! Last week we asked you to drop your short captions for a photo from Robert Rodriguez's new film Shorts. Congrats go out to our three winners for being honest, respectful and -- what's that other word? -- oh yeah, funny.

1. "You want to know why I'm leaving you for him? One - he's not irradiated, and two - he's half the man you'll ever be." -- Nathan T.

2. "Next time we say there's a toxic spill ... you better get here on time." -- Michael S.

3. "Jon Cryer reprises his role as Ducky alongside Molly Ringwald in the highly anticipated sequel, Pretty in Yellow." -- Zack P.

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This week we're spilling some chills and thrills in honor of that larger-than-life horror sequel The Final Destination (now with more 3D!), which hits theaters this weekend. Assuming death doesn't come knocking on their doors, the folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one crystal light-up key chain with 3D face, one emergency car tool kit, one women's indigo skull t-shirt, one men's green skull t-shirt and one set of The Final Destination luggage tags. Keep in mind that we're looking for captions that are funny, smart and quirky, and not captions that are mean-spirited and disrespectful. Here's hoping you maniacs know the difference. Sound off below ...



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