Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that would totally squeeze itself into a pair of hot pink short-shorts after a few drinks ... but don't tell anyone that. Last week we asked you to churn out a funny caption for a photo from The Time Traveler's Wife. Congrats go out to our three winners, all of whom should be commended for staying away from naked Arnold Schwarzenegger Terminator jokes.


1. "It's just kinda weird that you always seem to "re-appear" when I'm naked . . . ." -- Melissa V.

2. "And further into the future, I shave my head, get tribal tattoos all over, and blow up starships..." -- Joel M.

3. "It wouldn't really be a 'threesome' because the other guy would be me from the future." -- Bob D.

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This week we're taking things in a lighter direction in anticipation of Robert Rodriguez's new film, Shorts, about a kid who discovers a rainbow-colored rock that magically grants wishes. The one person who delivers the best caption this week will bounce away with one Shorts "Phlat" Ball, two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. As a bonus, two runners-up will also receive two backpacks, one green splat T-shirt, one lollipop, one sheet of stickers, one Frisbee, one beach ball, one hat and one yo-yo. So throw on those caption hats and sound off below ...



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