Over there in the blogosphere, Dorian at Post-Modern Barney is making everyone feel a little awkward with a rundown of occasionally offensive yet hilariously accurate plot summaries. I smell the next Twitter novel (hashtag mania!) or a grad thesis that would leave Gilles Deleuze weeping in his po-mo grave. Or a late-night drinking game after all the PC-compliant non-movie nerds leave. Here are a few of my personal favorites -- well, the more PG ones, anyway!

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.

CHINATOWN: Father desires closer relationship with his children.

DONNIE DARKO: Hallucinating teen crushed by airplane engine.

FREAKS: Acrobat learns value of community.

E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

WEEKEND AT BERNIES: Two employees take advantage of their boss' hospitality.

BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

CHRISTMAS VACATION: Incestuous relatives teach family the meaning of Christmas.

Feel free to add yours in the comments and then stare at your shoes for a little bit in a perturbed way.

[Thanks to Aaron L. for the tip]