1. "What are you saying, J.J? I don't understand why the Enterprise needs to crash on an island. It doesn't make a lick of sense." -- Sam F.2. "There was an awkward moment after Spock decided it would be a good idea to show how similar his wiener is to his ears." -- Thomas M.
3. ""So Darth Vader is Luke's father? Wow! Did any of you see that coming?" -- James H.
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This week we're continuing our Summer of Awesomeness with a look at The Da Vinci Code follow-up, Angels and Demons, starring Tom Hanks and directed by Ron Howard. Here, Hanks reprises his role as the famous code-cracker Dr. Robert Langdon, and finds himself once again stuck in the middle of some bizarre Vatican-related conspiracy. The holy rollers behind our three favorite captions will each walk away with one Angels and Demons soundtrack, one Angels and Demons poster and one Angels and Demons t-shirt, courtesy of the Angels and Demons Soundtrack. In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Cow This Movie Looks Pretty Cool, please sound off below ...

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