1. "Man, my face is so freaking cold out here! Maybe I should grow a beard." -- Jonathan K.2. "I'm sorry, but there is a third lover" -- Brad S.
3. "I'm standing here telling you I love you, telling you everything I've been feeling, opening up to you and risking everything else in my entire life ... and all you can do is stand there and say 'Bye! Good'. What does that even mean?" -- Don S.
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This week we're stopping in for a little DVD love with an image from Choke, starring Sam Rockwell and based on the very awesome book from Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club), about a struggling sex addict who chokes on purpose in restaurants in an attempt to feed off the sympathy (and wallets) of those around him. The folks behind our three favorite captions this week will walk away with one Choke DVD and one Choke poster. Sound off below ...

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