Lame because: Mr. Katie Holmes just couldn't catch a break this year. First he released oh-so-serious photos from his upcoming oh-so-serious movie Valkyrie ... and we all giggled because he looks silly in an eyepatch. People wondered if he should just stick to action movies. Then photos leaked of him in a fat suit and bald cap, making a cameo in an upcoming Ben Stiller film. We all laughed, glad to see he had a sense of humor about himself -- and then he got mad that the photos were leaked, proving we were wrong about that sense of humor thing.

How to turn it around: First, stop being crazy. Second, make some more action movies. Third, stop being crazy. (I'm including it twice because the first time might not take.)

Next up: They were never meant to be movies!