Lame because: The Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers (AMPTP) doesn't want to give writers a raise on what they make from DVD sales, and doesn't want to give writers anything for "new media" such as iTunes downloads and online viewing. They say it's because no one's making money on the Internet yet, which is obviously a lie.

How to turn it around: Oh, that's easy. Stop being greedy and give the writers their share. It's only going to get worse next June, when the actors' and directors' contracts expire, too.

Next up: How did SHE make the lame list?

Where did they rank?