Posting on the Internet will bring out just about everyone -- the happy, the smart, the dumb, the dumb people who think they're smart, the delusional, the angry, the gramatically-sensitive, the horny, the fanboy and fangirl, the argument addicts and just about everyone else. Opening a post up for comments -- well, that's where the fun begins. With four months under my belt, I've had just about every kind -- even an appearance by the outlaw, Jesse James. We at Cinematical thought it would be fun to showcase the best of the comments, whether they be funny, serious or just plain memorable.

This week we've been pummelled by women-hot-for Oded, with news that Oded Fehr would not be in the next Mummy sequel. Did anyone know he had such a lusting fanbase? I didn't. We had people terrified by the thought of a Burger King movie, people complaining about critic opinions and even notes on movie theater trash etiquette. However, from all that I've seen, I have to give this week's golden star to a comment about Woody Allen's interest in casting Scarlett Johansson in just about everything these days, including his next film, where the majority of the dialogue will presumably be in Spanish.


1. Scarlett and Woody Together Again?

"Look out Soon-Yi, I think you just got lapped..." -- Elrond Hobbert


Others from this week include...



2. New Line Snaps Up 'Successful Women Can't Get Men' Comedy

"Wow, we do seem to be stepping back in time when the leading ladies had to turn into doormats to get back their man. Contrary to "recent scientific studies," the current statistics show that well-to-do, successful people (women included) are more likely to be married than their lower class counterparts and tend to have more stable marriages. So why perpetuate a fraudulent stereotype like that hoary '80's Time Magazine claim that a woman over 30 was as likely to get killed by a terrorist than find a man?" -- Cath

3. Oded Fehr Says He's Not in 'Mummy 3'

"Oded Fehr is a beautiful, sexy man . . . when I noticed him in the first Mummy, I couldn't wait to get Brandon out of the frame so I could see Oded better! They are fun, great movies, and the whole cast is great, but please, I can't envision a third movie without Oded! The females of America are speaking out! We want Oded back - - and a lot of him too!" -- Sandra

4. The 'Burger King' Will Have His Own Movie ... Sigh

"A movie starring The King? I smell Oscar glory, baby!" -- C++