Two films open wide today, one of which involves Shaq and Dr. Phil chained together (yes, someone has unearthed that old chestnut again), while the other features animals escaping from a zoo to rescue their ... wait a minute. That just sounds so familiar, I'd swear I saw it somewhere before. (Finding Nemo? No, that wasn't it, that was about fish. Toy Story 2? No. Well, sort of, actually.) In sum, a surprising number of critics don't hate Scary Movie 4, and Ty Burr pretty much sums up the reaction to The Wild when he describes it as "Technologically incredible, aesthetically pretty hideous, and narratively lumpy." Details below.