Anyone who watched any portion of ABC's prime time lineup last night (mmmm ... Grey's Anatomy) knows, thanks to the network's endless shilling, that the 973rd Academy Awards are scheduled to take place two weeks from yesterday. So what better time to start assaulting you with our Oscar Coverage? We've come up with a very scientific system to determine, with absolutely no margin of error, this years winners. You're going to want to bookmark or Blogline our Oscar Watch category post haste. Like, right this second. No, seriously. NOW.
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Casey Anthony Found In Hiding
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PHOTOS: Naomi Campbell's Long Hair Love Affair
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PHOTOS: Miley Goes Pantsless
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Columbus' Jewish Roots Examined
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Possible DNA Under The Microscope
Porn Star Slapped With 40 Years For Sex Party Slaying
Is Gisele Pregnant Again?
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Pat Gallagher: 20 Hollywood Marriages That Have Lasted 25+ Years
The Ultimate Argument For Keeping Old Balloons
Kristen Wiig's 15 Funniest 'SNL' Moments
PHOTOS: Stunning Latina Celebs Steal The Show At The Cannes Film Festival
Newsweek: Best High Schools In America 2012
Paul Kleinman: PHOTOS: 11 Things That Might Be Wrong With You
A&E Puts Down 'Dog The Bounty Hunter'
PHOTOS: Coachella 2012's Awesome Lost & Found
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