Katie HolmesAccording to The Sun (get that grain of salt ready), a source close to Katie Holmes has revealed that the actress is going to quit acting forever once the whole wedding/baby thing happens. Katie has reportedly "been telling friends that she and Tom have decided it is best she stays at home and brings up their baby." Notice "she and Tom" have decided - no mention there of the role of L. Ron Hubbard, but his hand is probably just assumed to have guided the decision.

While on one hand this, if true, is just another sign of the weird evilness of this "relationship," on the other, I mean, how much damage will it really do if she retires? It's not as if Hollywood will be unable to function without her adorable head-tipping and lip-biting - they've got chicks who do that coming out of their ears.

(And yes, it's her man at whom she's gazing with such blazingly sincere devotion in the photo.)