brucewillis.jpg...and, no, we're not talking about Die Hard 4.0 again.

Bruce Willis – a long-suffering Republican in the bluest labor pool in the nation – went on MSNBC last week and offered a $1 million reward to any civillian who turns in Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. The semi-professional pretend terrorist assassin told Rita Cosby that he's "baffled" over the media's crazy preoccupation with reporting negative news from Iraq. "The things that I saw happening in Iraq, really good things happening in Iraq, are not being reported on," he said. Willis went on to drop hints that he might make a film about Deuce Four,  a band of soldiers whose activites have been chronicled by embedded blogger Michael Yon.

[via Huffington Post]