Jessica AlbaJessica Alba, in a rare display of frankness and a sense of humor about herself, recently revealed the truth about her glamorous life. Turns out it involves a whole lot of scripts in which she's slutty and scantily-clad. Hmm. Do men writes these things? Said Alba Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive, "I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked, perky breasts.' Somehow, I don't think this is happening to Natalie Portman." Well, it might help, Jess, if you said no to things like Into the Blue.

While I know I should be very indignant about the typecasting of hot chicks, all I can think about is the fact that she must have spelled out "Tawnya" for the reporter. Which is so awesome.