Okay, he didn't actually name his baby Superman. But he did name his son, born this morning in Los Angeles, Kal-el Coppola Cage; Coppola being Nic's family name (he's Francis' nephew), Cage being his fake movie star name, and Kal-el being Superman's kryptonian name. Cage didn't comment as to what inspired the move; his wife, a former sushi waitress named Alice, was two years old the last time a Superman film was released. But this is obviously crazy midlife crisis stuff, right? This is the eccentric millionaire's version of buying a Lamborghini - right?