Atlanta-based hip-hop duo Ying Yang Twins are planning to star in their own movie, and I don't think we have any reason to be cynical about that. After all, the proposed premise of the upcoming comedy, to be called – wait wait wait for it – Viagra Falls, in which the Twins stumble opon a box of the sexual enhancement drug, which they then somehow exploit to pay for Spring Break, sounds way better than a certain other quickie pop-star movie also set on Spring Break. The real question is this: no matter how good it is Viagra Falls has tough competition if it wants to make a name for itself in the annals of quickie hip-hop movies. Is there any possible way it could top Cool as Ice?

Before anyone says anything, yes, I KNOW that many other pop stars and rappers have made a successful transition to movies. But why would you begrudge me a chance to make fun of both Justin Guarini AND Vanilla Ice at the same time? Huh? Tell me why.