When I first began watching Bruce Willis on Moonlighting back in the 1980s, I told myself that someday he was going to tell me who's the most beautiful woman in Italy. As it turns out, I was right. Willis will head the jury of the Miss Italia pageant, which takes place in Salsomaggiore Terme. While I'm sure Bruce is more than qualified to look at and judge women, I don't hold the pageant itself in very high regard, since it failed to award the honor to Sophia Loren in 1950, claiming she was "too tall." Yeah, "too tall" and freakin' gorgeous.