I just want everyone to know they can stop worrying about Seann William Scott. He's going to be okay, really. Yes, the chiseled goofball who was rescued from a Home Depot and placed upon the silver screen for our amusement realizes he may always play the dumb, goofy guy in films, and he's perfectly okay with that. If you see him, give him a hug and commend him for his self-awareness. Also, a fruit basket would be nice, too. And some mylar balloons.