At a hearing this morning on charges that he groped a woman in a New York bodega, Christian Slater rejected a plea deal from prosecutors, and will now have to return to court on September 19. The plea would have entailed Slater pleading guilty to "second-degree harassment", and pledging to perform three days worth of community service. His lawyer insists they'll instead work to have the charges thrown out. My question is: what are all the different degrees of harassment? What about the guy on the corner who asks me to "have babies" with him as I pass by every morning on my way to the coffee place? How much community service can we force him into?