nat.jpgI love Japander - I could watch Hollywood celebrities sell Japanese products all day. In this series of commercials, Natalie Portman makes friends with a kindergartener, Mentos her way away from the paparazzi, and nails an audition that requires her to swordfight - and she owes it all to her shampoo. The best clip is that last one - helpfully titled "Sticker Bike With Good Hair", it's set to an English-language pop-song with lyrics like "you've got to show you care/you've got it in your hair." Also of note: Roots Coffee is apparantly so hardcore that it causes Ewan McGregor to strip in front of various secretaries ... and put on a really terrible bright red suit.