Vietnam veteran Michael Smith has been arrested for disorderly conduct, after waiting in line for 90 minutes to meet Jane Fonda, and then subsequently spitting a mouthful of tobacco juice in the actress/author/aerobics diva's face. The incident occurred in Kansas City, MO, where Fonda is shilling her new book, My Life So Far. In an interview with the Kansas City Star, Smith refered to The Artist Sometimes Known as Hanoi Jane as a "traitor". "There are a lot of veterans who would love to do what I did," Smith said. But, really - tobacco juice? What do you think this is, Deadwood?